![]() The story? Stop me if you've heard this one before. This game, in its infinite foulness, has nothing. ![]() I just like to see it done with some style, and above all, some point. But I know what you're going to say and you're wrong. It's at this point that I can hear the rustling sound of impatient forum fingers skipping to the end and unleashing witty counterarguments. Strictly not to be supplied to any persons capable of rational thought". ![]() It's that the entire title screams "Game designed for IQs 60 and below. It's not just that it sounds like a movie that even your friendly neighbourhood porn dungeon will have placed in its "speciality" section. Isn't it odd that there exists a whole litany of games that we instinctively know are going to be plumbing the festering sinkholes of gaming before we even play them? Once such indicator of impending polygonal doom is a game's being titled "Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance", a title which is remarkable in its Nostradamus-like ability to prefigure the train-wreck of tragicomic wrongness about to unfold. ![]()
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